Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!

(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!

by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019

Jason

The orphan.

Man, that kid with no parents is really a Jason!

by Yourmompickedagoodname August 25, 2022

Jason

Extremely gay like so gay he surpasses all gayness.

He is very Jason.

by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025

Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.

Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?

by The Office of the special coun May 16, 2020

Jason

Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.

Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.

by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021

Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.

I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!

by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024

Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.

Wow Jason penis is huge

by China Is fat af March 8, 2019