Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Your mom

Your mom (yôr mäm)

A phrase that you should use in responce to any question.
A phrase that may insult other people.

Billy: What are we doing today?
You: Your mom

Friend: Who else will be at the party tonight?
You: Your mom.
Friend: ....

Teacher: Who are you?
You: Your mom
Teacher: PRINCIPLE NOW.

by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021

your mom

just why your joke is terrible

your mom is ugly

by i defined your mom October 16, 2022

Your Mom

A woman who is fucked very hard very often. She is really hot and you are constantly getting teased about your friends fucking her, but the truth is you want to fuck her yourself you motherfucking weirdo (see what I did there ;D)

I fucked your mom so hard last night

by Big PP man hehe stfu woman February 4, 2022

your mom

somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute

-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️

by what does this mean lmao February 17, 2022

your mom

the funniest joke we know

Obama: “when did i ask?”
You: “your mom”

by joesmama888 February 6, 2022

Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

by CoooooolDogmannn December 21, 2020