Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

Ancient unicorn man

A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"

Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night

I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved

by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016

unicorn

A homosexual male who has never had sexual relations with a female.

I wasn't always a fag, back in the day, I had fun with the ladies, but Mario is a unicorn.

by monctonblaine November 18, 2007

Unicorn

An Olympic Lifter or CrossFit Athlete who has hit themselves in the forehead with Barbell.

Welcome to the Unicorn club

by anonymous August 3, 2022

Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.

“There was much unicorning at the party”

“Can’t wait to unicorn you”

by Megatron84 July 18, 2024

unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”

by anonymous January 4, 2023