When you grab your penis (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scrotum while shouting "turkey season!". It is so named after the sac's resemblance to a turkey's neck.
by dieff April 26, 2014
Get the turkey seasonmug. the onslaught of refuse that occurs after a particularly hearty meal, such as that of Thanksgiving.
There is the usual complication of everyone having the same symptom, but only a choice number of bathrooms. This fiasco can be referred to as the Turkey-Pants drop
There is the usual complication of everyone having the same symptom, but only a choice number of bathrooms. This fiasco can be referred to as the Turkey-Pants drop
by poooooopie December 28, 2005
Get the turkey dropmug. someone who chases a sole turkey around a field with only the inteny of smashing its skull in with a shovel, or taking them home and having their wicked way with it. these type of people tend to live in their parents room or basement, although they are at the ripe age to leave the nest as it were.
by andy pandy December 7, 2004
Get the Turkey Bashermug. When a drunken virgin woman makes the decision to concent to anal sex before attempting vaginal sex. The male must be at least five years older for it to be a true turkey stuffing. For an authentic turkey stuffing the woman must perform oral sex after at least three rounds of anal sex. A common identifier is that the woman will have an akward limp the morning after this turkey stuffing. Much like the indians limped off after thanksgiving when the pilgrams totally kicked there ass.( this really happened to a girl at my highschool )
Im really tired coach. I had a long night of turkey stuffing with some drunk bitch in high school. Anyways back to work for that superbowl ring.
by The L town Kids July 20, 2008
Get the turkey stuffingmug. A reminder that Gobble (felatio) is on the regular schedule and the "time" has come.
During christmas or Thanksgiving when the turkey is ready to be carved at the table and family takes there seats.
During christmas or Thanksgiving when the turkey is ready to be carved at the table and family takes there seats.
" I know you've been called to a late shift at the hospital but you cant go. Its Turkey time!
"Everyone sit at the table and lick you lips becuase its Turkey Time"
"Everyone sit at the table and lick you lips becuase its Turkey Time"
by scotsman1821 August 10, 2007
Get the turkey timemug. Hardcore reluctantly, against all better judgements, was obligated to paint a turkey heads face white during a contract bang video.
by PseudoMan420X May 24, 2011
Get the Turkey Headmug. "Damn dude, you have a turkey roll? Does that mean your bi?"
"Fuck no, asshole, go turkey roll your mom nigga!"
"Fuck no, asshole, go turkey roll your mom nigga!"
by A dirty minded fucker December 27, 2012
Get the turkey rollmug.