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by A squirrel lover June 23, 2018
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Get the Squirrel Wax mug.When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.
“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”
by BeeRandi September 4, 2019
Get the Squirrel Feeder mug.When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet
by Batmanlou January 26, 2019
Get the Squirrel saver mug.A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.
Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.
C15 totally squirreled that call.
Get out of our district you damn squirrels.
I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
C15 totally squirreled that call.
Get out of our district you damn squirrels.
I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016
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