When a person with an obscene amount of Cryptocurrency uses their wealth to control the price of a certain coin
by GeneralApricot May 31, 2018

Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.
Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
by Zubeia May 4, 2022

by millennial humor is so weird E December 5, 2018

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.
I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

by naruto kunnnnn November 28, 2021

a whale is user kalishabestie. all her posts flop and she’s really mean. the whale had an uglee umbrella academy header 😂😂😂
by lunchboxdates September 27, 2020

A very fat woman usually accustomed to principles. They easily respond to mating calls especially if you say "doiki doiki". They hate children and adults alike and are very loud both under and above water. They also love child abuse being one of their greatest achievements.
Oi, look at that whale in its natural habitat. oh man is it fat, wait why is it coming here "Fuck off whale" shit shit shit now I have detention.
by SDBS March 17, 2019
