healthy heart attack

when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.

oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.

by obesiverse 2 February 27, 2017

testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.

Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.

by Almighty bull June 10, 2016

Commit Heart No Pump

Used by children as a way to say "commit suicide" while bypassing filters

Go commit heart no pump

by Commit Heart No Pump December 6, 2019

heart rate shy

Someone that isn't confortable with their own heart rate. Scared of looking like a toc because of their unreasonably high resting heart rate.

"Hey Frank, what's your heart rate?"

"Nah fam, it's way too high I don't wanna show it to you. I'm heart rate shy bro"

by nabanane February 6, 2020

Broken Heart Club

A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it

girl: I'm the newest member of the Broken heart club
boy: ummmm...is this a phase?

by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020

bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.

You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!

by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023

My Heart Is Cold

Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really I’m quite nice

if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - I’m the best.
I am the dj, I don’t dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
I’m cool – I am ice
I roll the dice.

My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD

I save the – WORLD

Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack

I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi,

I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong

I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.

My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.

Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS

by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023