Stitch Up

To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.

The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.

Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.

by Arsebadger November 30, 2015

Snitch

A chick all the boys chase, like Harry Potter chases the lil golden ball in Quidditch.

You're quite the snitch Milli, all the boys seem to be chasing you.

by A. Rumface December 28, 2005

Stitch

Total dude made of awesome.

Rosalind is freaking awesome; what a Stitch.

by iyer.a.genius August 20, 2013

Butt Stitch

A medical procedure common in prisons and jails to repair an anus and/or rectum that has suffered severe trauma. Typically used on victims of prison rape.

Tyrone raped the prison bitch named Steve. Guards stepped in, brought Steve to the hospital where an emergency set of Butt Stitches were mercifully administrated to his anal region.

by elmer89 March 1, 2011

smitch

That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.

The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.

by librariansfriend December 9, 2008

smitch

Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"

"Smitchin":

Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?

Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.

"Smitchery":

Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!

Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!

Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!

by Mikezilla2008 March 4, 2009

snitch

A well known group on second life called 187 Mafia. Also see - Homosexual

Wow can you believe the nerve of Mr. Tripsa? Not only is he a homo, he is also a snitch.

by Mr. Tripsa January 13, 2008