Spice Weasel

A betting term for poker which reffurs to betting insane amounts with little to no chance of winning. Thought it up from the whole Futurama Alkizar's "crankin it up a notch with the spice weasel!" its a good term cos its for those "All or nothing" Attempts

Spice weaselin' my Opponent Hard
Crankin this game up with the ol' "Spice Weasel"

by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

happy spice girls ride

this is when you go to england and get a hot girlfriend. then you get all of her fat friends and force them to give you deep throat while you watch german she male porn. its called trhe happy spice girls ride because if you wanna be her lover u gotta get WITH her friends.

i did a happy happy spice girls ride with your mom and her lesbian friends because my porn tape broke i had no money and i wated some pimpen head from fat bitches.

by jonnay boy October 25, 2007

slizer

One pertaining to have contracted a disease relating to ones weight, when really one should just stop eating so many pies.

Stop being such a Slizer

by Dr. Slizers Doctor August 15, 2004

Size King

An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.

*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.

- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)

"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"

"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."

by Prof. Cheeseburger July 9, 2019

spicegirlygirl

tween sluterific celebrity biotch

the girl on tv is a spicegirlygirl

by selext February 26, 2005

Skizem

What is left on a girls face after oral sex. "cum".
The act of cum'n on or in any part of a womans body
also another word for "cum"

...oh shit, here comes ur mom.... girl, wipe that Skizem off ur lip.

here comes that Skizem girl open up

you like that skizem in ur mouth huh??

You want me to Skizem in ur mouth???

by Micheal A. January 1, 2007

SIZE BEAST

A phrase used to describe awesome things.

The most awesome/amazing/incredible thing you've ever experienced, put to the power of infinity, multiplied by itself since the beginning of time, until forever.

Used as an adjective in order to describe certain things.

Can also be used by itself.

That was one Size Beast party.

I just had a Size Beast meal.

SIZE BEAST!!!

That was Size Beast.

by E.N.D.M.E. September 19, 2011