spider legs

A severe deformality of the legs caused by sitting on the ground in an emo fashion at a concert. The heavy low frequency soundwaves barrage the bones of the legs, causing a loss of muscle mass and a lengthening of bone structure in the femur, fibia, and tibia. The result is a person with long, gangly spider legs.

Example One:

Sebastian: Did you see that fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?

Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward, gangly spider legs!

Example Two:

Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.

by dilman-7 September 9, 2006

spiderdick

refers to a particularly small penis; similar to the size of a male spiders' genitalia.

Tony has a spiderdick, I didn't even feel it! But, he could do it for hours!!

by niggerbaby May 2, 2008

dirt spider

a vary hairy vagina that is common among trailer trash europeans and various sluts you might know

a hairy dirty vagina

by juice cam March 11, 2005

Caribbean Dick Spider

A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.

Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!

by shafer r. May 25, 2008

Spiderman

The incorrect spelling of the comic book superhero Spider-Man.
A mistake make often where the hifinn is left out.

It's nerdy but it's true.

by shay42 May 7, 2005

spiderman thread

Spiderman threads are pretty much the best thing ever. The definition is self-explanatory.

Y'all niggas postin' in a spiderman thread?

by TheInglesidePimp February 5, 2012

Spiderman Ass

The act of laying on the back on a flat surface preferably the ground so that the anal region is pointing toward the target human. The human in which is committing the act will then roll his or her undergarments cinematically upward slowly to at last reveal their entire anal region to the target in the same fashion spiderman rolls down his mask in the Spiderman kissing scene with MJ. (prefered to be done with spiderman boxers)

I proudly presented my spiderman ass to mary jane as she stared shockingly into my hairy brown eye.

by Peter Russo July 3, 2007