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toenail soup

toenail soup is the good soup. you make out of sheep toes and rabbit hole. allah is creating toenail soup. it tastes better if you add garlic.
toenail soup now! 😜😩😥
by itchy pp September 1, 2019
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Finger Soup

when a girl finger and is very wet
im going to go home and make a big batch of finger soup while watching erotic videos
by Niki_galb July 8, 2011
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bowlin' for soup

While engaging in a sexual interaction, grab both testicles and shove them into the womans parts while shes on her period so she bleeds (hence soup)
RICK:HEY man
DAVE:Whats up?
RICK:Yeh Im just gonna go bowlin' for soup now
DAVE:Ok see yah later
RICK:yeh see yah
by Ollie Elmes December 30, 2007
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shark fin soup

1: A traditional soup found in Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine. Usually served during special occasions. Made with Shark Fin and many other ingredients that include shrimp, chicken stock, mushrooms, and scallions.

2: When a man lies down on in the sand on a hot day with an erection, forming a pool of sweat underneath the erection, the pool of sweat representing the "broth" and the erection the "shark fin".
1: I was throughly disappointed that the restaurant ran out of shark fin soup. This was the only restaurant in New York that serves the classic dish.

2: Tom: Man, I still can't believe we got kicked out of the nude beach.

Larry: The lifeguard caught us with shark fin soup, theres nothing we could do man.

Tom: That is true, my shark fin soup smelt disgusting.
by Tommy Twoshoes September 15, 2018
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soup kitchen lust

When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.
They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.
by Captain Finch August 18, 2017
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Soup-To-Nuts

Jim was so elated to put soup-to-nuts that he almost didn't finish his school work.
by shitty pants October 18, 2008
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Eat your soup

Eat your soup is a video about two Asian women eating soup, then vomiting on each other, then having sex. It was on the internet long ago. If someone shows you 2 girls 1 cup, you show them eat your soup. Eat your soup is actual vomit! They will likely never show you nasty videos again if you show them Eat your soup! Plus their reaction is funny.
Winsor: Look! 2 girls 1 cup! It's just a normal video.
Dennis: Ew!

*The next day*

Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.

Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022
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