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Social zoned

Like the friend zone, but banned to social media contact.

Credit due to Kaylynn and Marcus.
"I like you as a broadcaster and nothing else"
"Bro, you just got social zoned"
by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018
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Umbrella Socialism

Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.
"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
by Hiroish June 22, 2014
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Social Jizzdancing

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.
I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..
by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020
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Social bubble

An algorithm developed by computer, which is based on your personal, social, political and other opinions. Commonly used by social media and eshops. This is what cookies are for. The algorithm then basically shows you more content like the one you clicked on earlier.

Positives: Ads that pop up are more relevant for you and servers like YouTube is going to show relevant videos for you.

Negatives: Often leads to extremism these days, especially during the covid-19 pandemic because people often get to certain social bubbles on social media, where are only other people with same opinions. This makes them closeminded and and think that they are woke.

Be very careful with your social bubble and try to pop it if possible. Listen to people with different opinions otherwise you end up as dogmatic as the catholic church during the middle ages.
Jamall: Yo we should talk more to Roy, cause he's trapped in his social bubble and is starting to talk shit about Oompa Loompas who built the pyramids and wanna kill anyone who says Chipotle 3 times in front of the mirror at midnight.
Phill: Yeah he's a good guy, we should not let that happen to him.
by apexgb January 3, 2021
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Anti-Socialing

The act of being Anti-Social for a short amount of time.
E.G; when you feel emotionless for a day.
Person A:"Dude did you see Mandy, she's being so cold and emotionless today!!!"
Person B: "Naw, man, she's just Anti-Socialing right now!"
by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017
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Social Marketplace

A social marketplace is a social media platform that implements a marketplace to allow users to buy and sell content through a storefront hosted on the user's social media profile page. An eBook sell can set up his shop on twitter and sell his content to followers who browse his shop.

Term coined by iconia.
Bitclout could implement a social marketplace to become the first decentralized version.
by Iconia May 1, 2021
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Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.
Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.
by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011
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