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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.
Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.
I lost my flesh light,that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024
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That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.
I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024
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Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.
"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025
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The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.
Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”
by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025
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Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously
Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits
by Novy3946 August 30, 2025
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