Randomtocracy

A form of government in which all rules, punishments, and laws (including the laws of physics) are decided randomly by an ominous group called the council.

You don't want to be ostracized- you better follow the rules of the randomtocracy!

by Ominous Council Ruler October 30, 2013

Pairwise Randomization

Used as a justification for fixing a draw in a sporting event. Instead of using the accepted 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7... etc. seeding system, the organiser of a tournament may decide that 8 has a greater chance of beating 1 than 7 does and therefore may chose to draw the tournament so that 1 plays 7 instead.

"I'm not sure that this racketlon tournament will be won by the top seed. We had better use Pairwise Randomization to make sure that our local favourite gets to the final!"

by Oxford English Dictionary December 3, 2004

Randumbass

A person that has the characteristics of a normal being until at random times they will start to act like a dumbass but will eventually come back to their senses.

hawt girl: hiya

guy: hey, wassap?

hawt girl: noothing much whattabout you?

guy: I was wondering if you

ASDAIOSOASDIIHASOIUDHYA*(WHDASDHIAUDSHIUHASDIUH......

hawt girl: ok....

guy: sorry, I can be a randumbass at times.

by Fizzle1337 December 16, 2010

Randumb

something that is both random and dumb at the same time

guy1: GALLIUM IS AN ELEPHANT!
guy2: no, it's an element. that was randumb.

by Bcikablam October 25, 2018

randonautica

Randonautica is an app that sends you on a random adventure to explore the world around you. All you have to do is share your location, set an intention, and follow directions to a random point that the app generates for you. There, the theory is, you will find something relevant to your intention.

sister 1: "Did you hear about those tik toker's who found human remains inside a suitcase?"
sister 2: "No. How did they find it?"
sister 1: "Uh some weird ass hunting, adventure app called Randonautica."

by yuck_renee September 24, 2020

Randolf wont stfu

When Randolf doesnt shut up

Jack: Randolf wont stfu
Habib: true

by Mathaugostdidbailoud February 7, 2021

Kakboot Rondom

In common Language;

1. Basically anything.

2. Something really cool.

On spritual grounds, on a almost intangible level;

3. "Rondom" becomes superior to "Kakboot", therefore "Rondom" concludes/answers/resolves or intensifies "Kakboot".

4. "Rondom" can also be used as a substitute for a phrase containing an answer to a question or problem relating to "Kakboot".

5. One could say that "Rondom" is the parent of "Kakboot".
If "Rondom" has a relation to "Kakboot", then "Rondom" shall ALWAYS remain a superior and a more pleasing subject.

The greater understanding of the meaning and context of the concept "Rondom" shall come to you.

1. "That's "Kakboot Rondom"

2. "That car is "Kakboot Rondom"

3. "Let me show you some "Rondom" his food is mere "Kakboot".

3.1. "At first the ride started of really "Kakboot", but then things started to get really "Rondom".

3.2. "I used have trouble sleeping, which made me feel "Kakboot", but now my life has turned "Rondom".

4. "If your icecream goes "Kakboot"; Rondom.

4.1. "Which "Kakboot" is it? "Rondom".

4.2. "When is it "Kakboot"? "Rondom".

5. "We must pray to god and keep faith in fact that without "Kakboot" we are unable to achieve "Rondom".

by Mr. Luc Weegels August 10, 2009