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Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.
Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?
by the way... August 11, 2013
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piss ant

An insolent or insignificant person; a peon; a nobody.

Little person with big attitude
A punk kid with a finance degree straight out of college interviewing a CPA MBA for a controller job.

Eddie is such a little piss ant, look at him thinking he is the shit and interviewing people older than him with more credentials and experience.
by Fast Gardy April 17, 2009
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pissing on ice

To be financially well to do, or generally fortunate.

term from the early 1900's where public places would have troughs to piss in and the piss would just run out, no runnning water or anything. The high price places would put ice in the trough so you piss would melt the ice and drain, producing less smell. therfore if you were rich you were "pissing on ice".
Steve: I just won $500 in a poker game

Paul: you a lucky son of a bitch.

Steve: yea i'm pissing on ice today man.
by big hackzilla October 21, 2009
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pissing party

A portmanteau of 'pissing contest' and 'pity party', a pissing party is where two or more parties engage in a warm-hearted discussion of mutual congratulations, compliments and other verbal high-fives.
John: "Dude, we are so the coolest people on the planet."
Dawn: "Dude, we are SO throwing ourselves a pissing party right now."
by Xynobia March 5, 2009
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Yak Piss

Yo bro, pass me that yak piss.
by iamredi July 22, 2012
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piss mud

Mud created by mixing dirt and piss. Mainly formed by many people peeing outdoors in the same spot.
Hey Vance if you pee behind that tree look out for piss mud.
by Justin S February 7, 2005
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angel piss

The fluid appied to a freshly done Tattoo to clean it before wrapping. Generally cleans and cools the sting of the Tattoo.
OOOO that feels so good its like an Angel pissing on you.
by Kev Peterkin December 10, 2006
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