working fool

A person in a relationship with an unemployed partner that is not motivated to help with some sort of income.

"The more I work the less she wants to" is what he told me. He is a working fool!!

by #truff June 23, 2016

work wife

Person at work who offers to take on tasks for the boss that he or she would like his or her spouse to do at home. Order lunch, make coffee, do errands etc. as a way of getting ahead.

Suzy asked the boss if she can bring back back his favorite sandwich when she comes back from lunch today. Everyone knows she's pulling the work wife move to get that promotion next year.

by Paula Villegas December 18, 2008

after-work-jerk

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.

After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.

by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006

Working the tea room

A guy giving another guy a blow job in a public bathroom.

John was working the tea room at the bowling alley last Friday night.

by J-Bone60 May 31, 2009

MASA Works Design

MASA is a Vocaloid artist known for... uhh... extreme content, to say the least. The crown jewel, The Fox's Wedding, is arguably one of the best cursed Vocaloid songs ever made (at least, one that's popular). Edgy middle-schoolers, this one's for you.

#1: MASA Works Design is so fucking edgy i love it
#2: *listens to fox's wedding*
#2: wtf is wrong with you keep playing that shit

by another Aaeon274 February 9, 2022

Working From Home

What to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (Src: The Valve Employee Handbook)

Gabe: Why aren't you in the office today?
Mark: I'm working from home - a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
Gabe: Right. Carry on then.

by frank1985 October 18, 2012

work boyfriend/girlfriend

Work boyfriend/girlfriend
A colleague — your lunchmate, IM partner, smoking buddy, etc. No sex, though. Platonic.

I told my work boyfriend/girlfriend about the slut in accounting making out with three dudes at happy hour. S/he wasn't surprised.

by rick the ruler October 14, 2006