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Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but decide to blame an injury
*Misses net*

Not with this knee
by Lifaf June 14, 2018
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Knee-Butter

The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.
It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.

I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.
by Nitzy Apple Butter March 8, 2021
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Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.
“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”
by SonnyK December 23, 2024
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G-Knee

G-Knee is a short kneed friend named Jeanie. She's so physically short she doesn't even deserve her full name. She's the type of person to stay the same height from the age of 12. Someone who has so much anger saved up in such a short body. Someone who probably has a body count closer to zero than her shoe size. Which is probably under a size 4... childrens.
Hey are you going to that Shaw-Tea G-knees house later?
Yes, of course G-Knee that short piece of shit is a great host.
by Frolph November 24, 2021
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Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.
*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees
by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024
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Knees

Is a type of person that enjoys the company of his or her own knees and often go to the gym for leg day
"Hey, knees"
"Knees, ya high?"
by Pancakeknees October 4, 2016
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Knee Sap

The goo that leaks out of a skinned knee.
Lauren asked Mike to kiss her boo boo. He said not with all that knee sap!
by MChains73 August 16, 2022
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