National Head Day

The day in which your significant other or someone u find on the street sucks ur golf balls through ur garden hose

Dude it national head day bro. Boutta get my soul sucked

by BigDickRex44 April 18, 2019

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

National Being Gay day

You can kiss a boy and not be gay

Hey Diego ima kiss you
Nah it’s national being gay day lol

by National bra good October 17, 2019

National cheat day

The day where your allowed to cheat on anything

“Why are you cheating on the test?”

“It’s nov 9 national cheat day !”

by Akeihrabb November 8, 2019

National slap your crushes ass day

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

by Oakpaw December 7, 2019

National ask your crush out day

ask out your crush on Dec 17, and it’s fine if they say no

girl-with you go out with me it’s national ask your crush out day?

boy-uhh sure!

by apnhknuohxysbahaosjux December 14, 2019

National Freak Day

You can get freaky,grab ass,choke,grip anyone only on July 28th.

Que: “I’m going to my girl house I’ll be back.”

Tre: “for what?”

Que: “Didn’t you hear?,it’s National Freak Day!.Im bout to fuck”

by Thewavethatsave June 18, 2020