National cuddle day

On April 12th you have to cuddle with someone for 20 minutes

Today is national cuddle day can we cuddle

by Moneymadesis April 11, 2018

National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

National Head Day

October 17th, the day where you give or get head. Whether it’s to/from a side piece, ex, friend, or hooker, it’s time for some cabeza 😎

Hey Steph, it’s National Head Day, you gonna give me some suck??

by Eggs & Ketchup October 16, 2019

National head day

Its October 27 so have your girl come through and give you head

Yo that national head day was amazing

by Philip on deez October 27, 2019

National Charli day

June 23 is National Charli day. Charli is a funny looking pug

“Guys it’s national Charli day”

by Cindercon June 28, 2020

National Anal Day

The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."

Guy 1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?

Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!

by NewYorkDankees April 22, 2019

National Sex Day

2nd of August. The days straight/gay couples have sex. This day is celebrated in Europe mainly.

woo its National sex day

by Heavily world August 02, 2016