National Charli day

June 23 is National Charli day. Charli is a funny looking pug

“Guys it’s national Charli day”

by Cindercon June 27, 2020

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National Masturbation Day

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"

by Gloul April 16, 2021

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National Head Day

October 17th, the day where you give or get head. Whether it’s to/from a side piece, ex, friend, or hooker, it’s time for some cabeza 😎

Hey Steph, it’s National Head Day, you gonna give me some suck??

by Eggs & Ketchup October 15, 2019

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National Gay day

On Oct. 22 you can be as gay as you want

Lemme grab ur ass… it’s ok it’s National gay day

by myschoolsucks October 22, 2019

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National head day

Its October 27 so have your girl come through and give you head

Yo that national head day was amazing

by Philip on deez October 26, 2019

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The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."

Guy 1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?

Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!

by NewYorkDankees April 21, 2019

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