Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 7, 2017

napped

kidnapped/took something

i just napped some alcohol from my parents

by rissy July 6, 2021

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013

middle nap

The point in the middle of a movie when you take a nap. No one can watch an entire movie in one sitting so this is the nap in the middle that everyone takes.

No way we can finish this movie in one go. We have to have a middle nap, of course.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

smack nap

(noun). the nap one takes after smoking marijuana or doing another drug that involves a person to become "high" of "smacked."

Man, Jeff smoked two blunts today! He had the longest smack nap I've ever witnessed.

by malman32 March 5, 2009

nap

any form of sleeping for a period of time

"jimmy took a long relaxing nap after school"

by davethecave December 9, 2018