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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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mum

a person who washes your bum when you were a child
malmon :mum

lenarmac :yes

malmon: time wash me bum
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Your mum

Girl, “ who asked
Guy, “your mum”
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Georgeys Mum

Hot Milf who wants to please the appointment team
“Book 2 appointments today and you get a free 20 minutes with Georgeys mum” Said Charlick
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Your mum

Your mum is a sexy beast
Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.
by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021
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ur mum

ur mum is ur mum
"ur mum"
by shwatylikeamelody June 28, 2022
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Olivers mum

The hottest woman you will ever meet, you will drool at the sight of her, what a MILF.
-Did you see Olivers mum?
-Yes, I want her so bad
-She's almost as hot as Oliver's mum
by adajon33 February 6, 2025
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