Ur mum

Ur mum

Ur mum

by Ftsfwtt October 5, 2023

ur mum

Any sentence that has to do with “ur mum” indicates that the person who said that is either homosexual or is seeking a sexual partner who is the same sex.

Oh I went to ur mums house last night, and I made out with a guy.

by Asian Daddy Slayer April 16, 2022

You’re mum

You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”

Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT

by You you you’re mum October 10, 2021

Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u

Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)

by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021

mum

I shagged ur mum

I shagged ur mum

by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school

"god shes such a courts mum"

by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022