Morning Oak

Getting up in the morning up with the strong desire for whiskey before your fully awake.

I had a hard case of morning oak this morning but the liquor store didn't open before work.

by rm2001 May 22, 2010

morning woodage

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010

Morning Cap

To Fuck in the Morning

Hey dude, my wife gave me the best morning cap ever. This day is going to be a breeze!!!

by jai&joe September 3, 2016

good morning vietknob

When you wake up with such a large hard on that it looks like you a VC crawling under your blankets!

Good morning Vietknob! Jesus Christ. You had better make sure there's not a gook tunnel ratting your boxers.

by Rexxxignis July 24, 2016

Good morning God Bless

Eating breakfast whilst taking a shit.

What are you doing in the bathroom? Good morning god bless.

by DefinitelyNotCross May 23, 2018

Lucifer morning star

Has a realy big butt

Her lucifer morning star was tight

by Tylergabe September 2, 2021

Lucifer morningstar

Hot..

Lucifer morningstar is hot

by Luciferishotlmao November 23, 2021