Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….
by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021
Get the mike essmug. by Dinner Thyme August 17, 2023
Get the mike keiranmug. The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020
Get the Mike Hikemug. by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020
Get the Mike Hoxafloppinmug. The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever
by Deletusfeetus December 2, 2019
Get the The Magic mikemug. monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.
by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021
Get the Mike Nesmithmug. Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..
by -lul June 26, 2018
Get the mike-sanmug.