dirty mike

The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.

Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.

by romanator03 April 5, 2022

MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

Mike Riley

A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.

Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly

by Evan Gaydova Gay February 19, 2022

Mike Wahousekey

A house key that is in the shape of a

Mike Wazowski

Honey, can you grab my Mike Wahousekey?

by Actually the word Nigga January 5, 2021

Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”

by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021

Mike Oxsmal

Play on words meaning My Cocks Small

Hey I’m Mike Oxsmal

by Mumgay69 January 28, 2021

Mike Pollock

Voice actor most well-known for being the voice of Doctor Eggman in the Sonic the Hedgehog series since 2003. Also a great guy who roasts Sonic fans every day on Twitter.

Damn, Mike Pollock is such a chad!

by Oofenstien42069 February 19, 2021