Masshole

Guy or Girl from Massachusetts who expresses love by busting your balls. All others bow to them because they're jealous of their ruleitude. They talk fast, walk fast, drive fast, think fast and no one gets their sense of humor because it is dripping with sarcasm. WE are proud of it, because we know that the rest of the country is too plebeian to understand the complexity of awesome that is us.

YoI'maMassholeGetthefuckouttamywayyacunt!Igotmoreawesomeinmylittlefinger.Westartedthiscountry,bitch!

by KateTheGrate August 13, 2010

Massillon Ohio

Hailed as the town that started pro football. Massillon Ohio is a town built on industry. An industry that has long since perished. Economically as horrible as it's neighbor Canton. Massillon is a great place to be "from"

Massillon Ohio is a great football town with a basis in industry that is failing ...

by scottattoo! June 25, 2014

Massapequa

home of some of the best looking people in new york

wow massapequans are totally banging

by just another fine looking resident May 13, 2005

Massachusetts Self Defense

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.

When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.

by ue300 May 18, 2006

Massena

An area populated by about 14,000 people. (Maybe more now because all anyone does in this town is drugs, and have sex) Consists of different classes of people starting with your scuzzers, your fuck-and-runs, your gangsters, your wanksters, your preps, your natives, and last but not least your druggies. Mostly druggies. Often a person belongs to multiple classes. For example: An abercrombie sweater with G-Unit shoes, and a fat blunt in the pocket. As you can see this person would fall under prep, gangster/wankster, and druggy. Such variation in people is superb!

Yo I am going to hit up Massena to grab a bite to eat, smoke some pot, and probably see someone I've already seen today.

by RAIDER July 29, 2007

Massage

When rubbing something (hopefully a woman) for pleasure. This can either be a full bod massage or just a massage

Can also be used as a form of sex

Full bod massage: I wanna give Michelle a full body massage. First I would just rub and rub until she groans then I would rub her perfect ass as I tickle her nipples. Then I would go to that perfect rack of hers and start squeezing just the way she likes it. Then I would take off any other clothes she has and start thrusting her

Massage: Cindy was really tense and her back was tight. She called her boyfriend,Jason and asked if he could come over and give her a massage.

When he got there she was lying face down on the bed with her shirt off. He put oil on her back and started to push down and rub at the same time "ahhhh Jason I don't wanna push you but could you push down harder?"said Cindy
"Anything babe."said Jason as he pushed down harder then he moved to her shoulders after 45mins and started squeezing. "Ooooo I love you Jason. Then he stayed there the whole night and once Cindy felt better it got rowdy.

by Person1510 May 12, 2014

Massachusetts Ounce

A bag of marijuana with SLIGHTLY less than an ounce in it. If your in possession of less than an ounce of marijuana in MA, it's only a $50 fine.

To avoid jail time, Henry was carrying a Massachusetts ounce.

by kckid2599 May 5, 2009