eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.

Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.

by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023

Lunch Crazy

A term used to describe the heretical state of insane that can occur during school lunch in a person. Mixing foods, throwing food at each other, making sounds, yelling and fighting.

Uh oh i think hes gone lunch crazy, he keeps throwing food at me and screaming...he ruins my lunch everyday.

by Lunchcraziest May 5, 2025

retail lunch

its when you can't have a peaceful lunch, and instead you have an anxiety filled lunch, because you have to watch the store and there's no one else to watch it for you either because its busy or you're alone that day and you have to stop eating every time a customer walks up to your store.

"Oh sh** I'm hungry, please don't let there be too many customers during my retail lunch" 😞

by Young talk September 2, 2020

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024

Lunch

The art of wanting to fuck a uwu catgirl and using the code word lunch

Wanna watch lunch later

by HEEENNNNTTTTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII January 28, 2021

8th Lunch

Smoking slang originated in Chicago.

When you and your friends leave school early or skip a class period to go smoke weed.

Coming back to school - optional, most likely will not happen.

"Yo me and Shula are gonna go 8th lunch."

by Kswizzllle May 28, 2023

Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.

The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.

by Phalisphil February 1, 2023