my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!
by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

by Fuka Jin June 30, 2016

Your mom eating my dads ass is called a kitty fit. When the boy has an orgasm like a girl from a single mom eating a single dads ass, it is called a HUGE Kitty fit.
by Facking_Rats October 12, 2018

Kitty is a lover for cougers and an idiot who has a really basic British family and loves LOVE ISLAND and her favourite word is clit
Kitty’s depressed
by Helllokitty June 24, 2018

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
