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gramophone kitty

my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!
by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Cummy Kitty

Just before he came, John pulled out and have Lisa a Cummy Kitty.
by Fuka Jin June 30, 2016
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Kitty fit

Your mom eating my dads ass is called a kitty fit. When the boy has an orgasm like a girl from a single mom eating a single dads ass, it is called a HUGE Kitty fit.
I had a kitty fit with my mom. She is 95.
by Facking_Rats October 12, 2018
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Kitty

Kitty is a lover for cougers and an idiot who has a really basic British family and loves LOVE ISLAND and her favourite word is clit
Kitty’s depressed
by Helllokitty June 24, 2018
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Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.
Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.
by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021
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German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.
American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
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