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men

horrible and a myth. (most men)

not real
person one: men are so hot!
persontwo: they are only a myth
by gabbysgay February 27, 2022
mugGet the menmug.

Boots Men Smog

Just a random phrase you say when you are in the of a exam and everything is quiet.
by YourFriendSteve May 9, 2018
mugGet the Boots Men Smogmug.

Men

A perverted male who is narcissistic and an asshole. He also thinks he's the shit, which is a synonym for narcissistic. Also people who I don't like to be around.
Person 1: Oh, my God! Look how hot those men are!
Person 2: Oh, my God! Wow! You have terrible taste in men!
Person 1: You're just mad that you can't get a man.
Person 2: Honey, I don't date men. I date anyone who has a pussy.
by I Like To Snort Cows August 13, 2022
mugGet the Menmug.

Men💅🏻

It is a word used typically on social media sites such as tiktok where users comment “men💅🏻“ whenever they see a male doing a stupid thing, acting overly emotional or just saying non sensical shit

(Except it’s not an overreaction from females, it’s just the truth that MOST males are almost the same)
Random female in comments: "men💅🏻"
by Yomommacute_24 May 8, 2023
mugGet the Men💅🏻mug.

Men

I hate them
Reasonable Person: bro did you see that bunch of MEN over there? What a bunch of MEN thats gross
by seventeenyears June 1, 2022
mugGet the Menmug.

2 men in a toilet

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023
mugGet the 2 men in a toiletmug.

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
mugGet the permanent affects of men taking cold showersmug.

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