Bearded New Yorker

A derogatory slang word for a Jewish person. Most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most Hacidic Jewish men. An Artie Lange creation originally aired on the Howard Stern Show on July 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.

Watch out for that bearded New Yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.

by US and A August 16, 2008

bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

Beard of Shame

The unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.

A: "What the hell is that? Are you trying to partake in Movember? It looks like shit."
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.

by Dr. Phil's Moustache December 17, 2013

Cat Beard

When your beard itches so bad you raise your chin, like when a cat is getting its chin itched.

Dude 1 - God my cat beard itches.

Dude 2 - Your what?

Dude 1 - My beard. It itches like when you itch a cat under the chin.

by Kelmart February 25, 2011

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 6, 2004

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

by kidlou December 15, 2010