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Getting FMed

"Getting FMed" is a phrase used to express the point in your life where you "accept your fate" and believe that the things that went horribly wrong, were just supposed to happen.

FM is the abbreviation for the game "Football Manager" and the phrase is very commonly used among its players as FM's game engine is renowned for generating unbelievable match results, like - a top tier top division football club losing 3-0 to a low league semi-professional club.
Guy1: Yo, did you watch yesterday's match yo?👀 LAFC lost 2-0 to Cincinnati having 24 more shots on target!!
Guy2: That was MAD bro! LAFC was getting FMed so hard. But GG to Cincinnati💁🏽 ♂️💁🏽 ♀️
by MrAlmighty September 29, 2021
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Getting brained

After I ate the cookie, I was getting brained sitting on my couch
by All Original January 30, 2022
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gekting

gekting is a girl who loves to sleep but betrays people rather often. She's beautiful and everyone loves her.
gekting is a pig
by wobushiLeon November 20, 2022
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Getting Kicked Upstairs

Un undeserved "promotion" given to a mediocre manager for the sole purpose of removing them from an important position. Often involves getting moved to a new or largely inconsequential role with little responsibility. Commonly given to well-connected white men who cannot be fired without some sort of consequence.
Boss: We want you to take over for Chad as regional sales director. We are moving him up to serve as Senior Director of Product Awareness.

Employee: Great! But what is that position. Will I still report to Chad?

Boss: Hell no. He's getting kicked upstairs so we can give you the role. I'm not even sure what he will be doing. We kind of made it up so he would stop fucking up important things. But we can't just fire the senator's nephew.
by Senior Ed. F'ed Up Dictionary December 17, 2022
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Getting Trevored

When a female get sexually assaulted by a gay male
I saw a girl getting Trevored at the movies
by The rizzler February 14, 2023
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Bucket Getting

Noun : What a Bucket Getter does. The act of scoring points in basketball.
Nick: Man , Augie is taking over this game by bucket getting!!
by Augie Stanley September 27, 2012
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monkey getting a haircut

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.
"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."
by Jet watcher February 24, 2018
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