Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

yuh flap

Means that your joke is not funny

Boy:Yuh mouth stink
Girl:Yuh flap

by Classic kenny May 23, 2018

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Food flap

Shoving food up ur vag so the calories don’t count and enjoying it ;)

I’m just going to food flap now

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.

Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.

by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020

Flap Slap

Female equivalent of a nut shot.

A chicken at the gym got flap slapped by a resistance band.

by Dúnedian May 6, 2025

crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016