Crab infested coochie cricket

A hoe that jumps from person to person that is also infested with crabs.

“ I’m pretty sure that hoe slept with half my friends list, and she gave them crabs. “
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”

by Close2Calamity December 25, 2025

Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?

Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!

by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?

Just the boring message but SOMETHING IS OFF.

AYWSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYDSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYWSOUDIJ3C: hey I'm annoying wait who are you
OH NO ITS HIM HES BACK
AYDSOUDIJ3C:You thought you killed me,but secretly I stabbed you in your right kidney.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?
NO NOT AGAIN

or you'll be in the gulag

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023