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coffee can

A coffe can is a big ass hole...u see this wen girls get fuked in the ass by big dick...Its sumthin thyt jims mom has
I was goin 2 fuk jims mom in the pooper but then i found out that she had a Coffee can
by weird fuken dude May 9, 2006
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coffee maker

1. Cup of coffee with cum in it given to a woman after sex.
2. Cumming in your hand and then slowly dripping it onto the woman.
3. Slowly cumming in short quick bursts so as to drip onto the chick like when a coffee maker is almost done.
As soon as he was about to cum, Gary quickly pulled out and used the ol' coffee maker approach to give the girl a facial.
by JJLG December 9, 2007
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Scottish coffee

A perversion of Irish coffee enjoyed by certain Russian girls who did not realize that there is a difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch, or even between an Irishman and a Scot.
Olga ordered asked for J&B in her Irish whiskey. We christened it as Scottish Coffee.
by jhhhcentruian September 22, 2005
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Afternoon Coffee

Hitting the caffeine again in the afternoon, since the morning jolt has worn off & you need another pick-me-up to get through the rest of the day.
Man, I was really dragging when I got home after my shift, but after a smoke and some nice afternoon coffee, I was good to go again!
by Redking645 December 15, 2009
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Asian Coffeepot

Shitting on a random part of a girl's body and having sex with it and then cumming on the shit and having sex with the combination of cum and shit on the random part of the girl's body.
Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg
by kaikoo August 13, 2012
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Shower Coffee

The cup of coffee you grab on the way to the shower in the morning to wake up with while you stand in the glorious hot water looking back on the dream you just woke up from
My Shower Coffee brought me to such an enlightened state this morning

Heard you had a long night, want me to make you a shower coffee?
by phixxx September 5, 2013
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Big black coffee

I prefer bbc (big black coffee) over sbc or mbc

Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning

Bbc really gets my day started
by Curb your tea March 31, 2021
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