Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang

I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way

by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Nobody cares

Nobody cares about your post on, "nobody cares about names".

And nobody cares about this meaning of "nobody cares about your post on, "nobody cares about names"

Nobody 1 : "See, like this anyone can make an entry of words in the urban dictionary"

Nobody 2 : "Oh, I get it but nobody cares"

by Nobody_Cared November 23, 2021

Nobody Cares About your name

Your name dosen't describe you shut the fuck up with that shit it's annoying posting it on your Instagram story

OMG that girl is so beautiful who is she?
That's Ally. Nobody Cares About Your name

by 111111crebo November 25, 2021

turkey cakes

2 females scissoring.

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.

by Hitter18 March 12, 2022

Who cares?

Used by absolute imbeciles who don’t have any parents and lives in there fat uncle joes basement where they look at anime girls for there whole life with a goatee.

Person one:Guys! My dad survived cancer!
Person two:who cares?

by Brupperwasstolen March 20, 2022

Pan-cakes

cake made in a pan, fluffy and yummy

Pan-cakes are fluffy and yummy and tastes amazing

by PhantomOfNyx March 25, 2022