Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024

loose button

When your asshole is stretched out from years of putting vegetables in there.

I can’t really do yoga, due to my loose button.

by Darth_Wanderer February 7, 2025

Blue button

Pressing the blue button on messenger sending a picture of someone vaping to one of their parents when they’re not allowed to

Cole I swear I’m gonna press the blue button if you don’t climb out your window

by hudsonp.a January 21, 2025

jumpy button

Noun. A button on a web page that changes relative position on the screen in a seemingly arbitrary manner while webpage content is loading or a user scrolls on the webpage.

The jumpy button is ruining my blog! Users want to purchase my product, but the jumpy button seems to dodge them.

by NotEntirelyEvil November 2, 2017

Jelly Button

The hole through which jelly is injected into a jelly-filled doughnut.

A man with a beard has the best chance of cleanly eating a jelly-filled doughnut if he starts at the jelly button.

by Bald-Matt March 13, 2020

Buttoning

The act of putting one's outie belly button into another's innie belly button.

my friend and I didn't want to lose our virginity so we tried buttoning instead.

by Ozbert Heptinstall August 26, 2022

silver buttons

When a man pulls his penis out of a woman's vagina at the point of climax, and ejaculates his semen in a linear fashion along the woman's spine, giving the appearance that the woman has silver buttons all down her back.

I was doing my chick doggy-style last night, and I totally gave her a row of Silver Buttons!

by Papasanfolkhero July 12, 2014