bird dogging

1. going out and chasing girls for the sole purpose of getting ass.
2. picking up chicks.
3. hunting naive game.
4. if you are at a sausage fest, being the one capable of having enough game to get the game out of the weeds so you can make your move and bag her.

"Tom and I went bird dogging at the bar last night."
"I was at Alex's party last night. What a cock fight. I was bird dogging and took home the only hottie in the joint. FUCK YEAH!!"

by T Y February 5, 2007

Dirty Bird

An affectionate name for the club 'Flamingoes' in Goulburn (also known as 'Dingoes). Is so popular that many Goulburn locals attend every night of the week. Some even sleep in the toilets during the day, so they never have to leave.

Choppy: God the Dirty Bird is so awesome. My feet keep sticking to the floor, and there's vomit on that chair. This whole place smells like pee, and there's heaps of sluts with their mouths open.
Ryan: Sshh, this is Juso's home, he'll hear you.

by Trashed out Cats April 28, 2009

bird dogging

When another guy steals a girl from her boyfriend. It is used as a nasty,unethical, and immoral tactic. It is especially bad when the guy is (was) a good friend of yours and the girl is your best friend.

Joe was bird dogging Peter when he stole Megan from him right behind his back.

by Pitafin July 18, 2006

Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya May 9, 2011

Birds and Squiggles

An acceptable synonym for Egyptian Hieroglyphics, may be also used to describe another non-alphabetical language such as Chinese, Punjab, or Korean

I can't read this shit, all it is are birds and squiggles.

by UncivillizedFrog February 18, 2010

joshua bird

clean in the streets, freak in the sheets

what a joshua bird

by cheesybeans82 April 24, 2018

scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

by LeDarke November 16, 2017