Puddle Bump

Any child under 3 feet tall that thinks they are cute by being loud. And being defiant to adults.

Loud singing, Loud talking, Screaming, Jumping, Stomping(Puddle Bumping) up or down the stairs and slamming doors. (ADALIA)

by Merth December 16, 2008

Blimp Bump

When you hold your balls like a brain and someone does a bump in the space between the balls.

Yo I did fat blimp bump off my boyfriend’s ballsack last week

by Fuckboii 3000 November 24, 2020

Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them

There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today

by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024

Bumping Platforms

An euphemism for goth sex.

Raven and Vlad are totally bumping platforms! :O

by DisasterWeenie September 1, 2017

tryna bump

Phrase used to initiate a bumper pool match with a potential opponent.

Player 1: Just got out of lecture. Tryna bump?
Player 2: Yep.

by BumpMasterT December 10, 2014

chinese fist bump

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.

Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!

by liam. May 13, 2022

Mikey Bump

N; Adj;

Term used to describe the massive size of a Cocaine hit, popular term used in the Orange County Area.

Syn; half-g bump, Mount Everest hit, fuck-me-up fam, instant revive, skeeyee

Holy shit, that Mikey bump fucked me up! It filled up that whole mini metal shovel. I felt like I was skiing on Mount Everest.

by My Keys 🔑 March 5, 2024