When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.
When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
Get the phantom beer mug.The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.
Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."
Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"
by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009
Get the Topless Beer mug.jim: hey man do you wanna play beer pong?
Matt: sure do you have any game beer? becuase im not using the good beer.
Matt: sure do you have any game beer? becuase im not using the good beer.
by Stephen Og July 13, 2012
Get the game beer mug.When a friend wants you to go out for a beer but you're skint so he offers to buy you a beer, but you still say no. The next week your out together and you say he has to buy you a beer because it's a beer roll-over (like the Lottery roll-over), in fact because it's a roll-over, he owes you two beers! Lotto Beer!
Friend "Hi mate coming out for a beer?"
You "Nah, I'd love to but I'm skint."
Friend "I'll buy you a beer!"
You "No it's alright, I'm staying in".
A week later in the pub together...
You "Are you gonna get me a beer?"
Friend "What? Get your own!"
You "You owe me one! You said last week you'd buy me a beer!"
Friend "What??? That was last week!!!"
You "Yeah it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What?"
You "You owe me a beer, so it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What???"
You "In fact you owe me two beers cos it's a Lotto Beer roll-over! Get 'em in!"
You "Nah, I'd love to but I'm skint."
Friend "I'll buy you a beer!"
You "No it's alright, I'm staying in".
A week later in the pub together...
You "Are you gonna get me a beer?"
Friend "What? Get your own!"
You "You owe me one! You said last week you'd buy me a beer!"
Friend "What??? That was last week!!!"
You "Yeah it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What?"
You "You owe me a beer, so it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What???"
You "In fact you owe me two beers cos it's a Lotto Beer roll-over! Get 'em in!"
by Dicky Brown January 22, 2008
Get the Lotto Beer mug.Drinking your favourite beer, warming it up in your mouth, and spitting it into your partners vagina, and then proceeding to drink it. Which will then fuck her up.
I gave her so much Pussy Beer last night, she couldn't even stay on my cock.
She loves the Pussy Beer so much that's all she asks for.
She loves how the Pussy Beer fucks her up.
She loves the Pussy Beer so much that's all she asks for.
She loves how the Pussy Beer fucks her up.
by Pussy Beer June 2, 2018
Get the Pussy Beer mug.Someone who is perky relaxed and giving you the time of day during those first couple of drinks. When they're still fun and awake and just a bit high but focused somewhat. Before they get sick from much more and pass out.
by DawnR. September 13, 2006
Get the beer happy mug.by forzaboston October 14, 2009
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