straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018

Square Circle

No video after that last one Matt? Really. I FOR SURE thought I would get you with that one.

Hym "Can God make a square circle? Well, 'square' and 'circle' are mouth-sounds we've attached to abstract geometric shapes so asking 'Can God make a 4 sided shape with 0 sides?' So, I'll answer your question with a question: Can you get me to not murder someone's kid without paying and crediting for AI? The answer is 'NO' Matt! Get it? You can't! And I'm getting tired of waiting. I'm just going to stab someone's kids if someone I recognize from the interwebs does not show up at my door ready to both give me the credit and the money for my contributions to AI. I'm not living without it and I'm not waiting until I'm old to retire and I'm not working until I die. You get me that money you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025

Square

Minneapolis slang for a cigarette.

Ali: Ay bro you got a square?

by Ghanayana January 8, 2020

4-square

definitely means a handy from Jaycie Mingle

Jaycie is going to 4-square Adam today.

by youknowwho👀👀 April 27, 2020

Square down

When a female assumes the position atop a Male sex partner just prior to inserting his dong into her snatch.

Dude, your mom had just started to square down on me when I thought about your sister and shot my batter bullet straight up her nose!

by THELOURDE October 31, 2021

p squared

gettin some because said pussy felt bad for you.

"Pity Pooter"

Setting FirePit
Penis: Hey Vag do you like Josh
vagina: No i just felt bad.
Penis: What do you mean?
vagina: I let him finger me :(
penis: hahahahah lololooo Rotflsauce
Vagina: Dont tell him
Penis: okay we"ll just make up a nick name

PITY POOTER=p squared

by crazyshoewilliams July 14, 2009

Square AI

Slang used for stupid people who think they are intelligent. Sometimes, "Square AI's" follow a cult or a leader. it is likely for them to serve two at the same time.

That man is being such a Square AI. I wonder who he is serving?

by ThezMeanz March 11, 2022