shit ice block

when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again

hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block

by daddy oh November 14, 2016

burnt dick shit

When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.

Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck

by Jonshoeshack March 26, 2023

shit-ass-tits

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.

*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits

by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017

Shit blue lights

To shit blue lights means to shit ones self from fear.

I almost shit blue lights when that big dog growled at me while showing his teeth!

by Woll August 19, 2017

shit house doctor

Someone who can diagnose any disorder or disease without and medical training.

Oh Christ my stomach hurts.

Let’s contact Billy. He knows what to do. He’s a shit house doctor. Hope he is not out towing a car.

by Milli1338 December 28, 2017

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012

Busting your shit

Falling on your ass (or some other body part) and hurting yourself enough that you either had to go to the doctor or probably should have gone to the doctor.

I saw that video of you totally busting your shit. I thought you died or broke your coccyx or something like that. How many stitches did you get?

by Californiaaccent April 13, 2011