The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
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Get the bun my shit mug.A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...
Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....
Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
by Andy / Jack February 7, 2021
Get the Wet Bag of Shit mug.Also known as BSS. It's that burning feeling in your ass during or after shitting due to eating spicy food.
Person A: Remember Jordan from the party a few weeks ago?
Person B: Yeah, why?
Person A: I heard he got diagnosed with Burning Shit Syndrome a few days ago.
Person B: Probably because he regularly eats chili bowls, the dumb fuck.
Person B: Yeah, why?
Person A: I heard he got diagnosed with Burning Shit Syndrome a few days ago.
Person B: Probably because he regularly eats chili bowls, the dumb fuck.
by shits-in-sinks February 8, 2022
Get the Burning Shit Syndrome mug.Its when a woman does a wall sit naked and a man lays under her and eats the shit coming out of her ass
by Jew Pac 69 April 13, 2020
Get the Wall max shits mug.A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
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