i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.

Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.

by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

i am juice box

parents in the room so you have to be quiet

yo i am juice box.

by SOULESamurai August 6, 2016

I want to work with you

A euphemism for telling someone you intend to fuck them over somehow; as in a business arrangement.

"I know you already signed a lease with me, but let me change the terms of the agreement now; I want to work with you".

by Alpharezzer May 14, 2016

I am an Angelomix

Deprived from the words angel and demonix they have 2 meanings
1. to be good and evil at the same time depending on your mood
2. to be on both sides for your own goals and reasons
never trust them with your valuables

1. "i am good right now but maybe later ill do some evil later im what you would call and angelomix"
2. " i am on both your sides mostly for my own reasons and goals not your i am an angelomix"

by Triston320 May 18, 2016

That's how I roll

Saying its your way of doing stuff

Dude, you did that so fast!

Yeah, That's how I roll.

by I'm a Thea June 18, 2016

i got talent

Slang for "I will fuck you up"

"Come this way bro I got talent bro!"

by MnM' January 21, 2018