parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

by ks4isu November 3, 2015

Insano the zombie

A short but creepy ass zombie kid who roams abandon factories.

Wow I ran into insano the zombie last night while I was exploring.

by Insvno June 17, 2022

zombie by proxy

Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.

Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus

by quarzelback! May 31, 2010

jazz zombies

When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.

Person 1: Jazz Zombies!
Person 2: What the hell are you doing?

by I AM D August 3, 2007

the zombie game

a game played on any call of duty online game in which users get in a private match. there is a team of survivors and team of zombies. zombies can only use melee attacks and survivors can only use semi auto rifles for headshots only matches and bolt action for anything goes matches. if a survivors is killed by a zombie, they must switch to the zombie team.

"i had a lot of fun playing the zombie game on cod waw last night."

by gub gub 1234 August 14, 2009

The Zombies

The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.

Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

zombie clap

When a guy is getting head, pulls out, blows in her eye then when she is temporarily blinded, claps her over both eyes so she stands up and walks with her arms out like a zombie.

Last night I was out drinking and I zombie clapped some whore

by kendrickmanwhore December 25, 2007