by GetBarker October 29, 2015
by Ayesha Timberlake September 10, 2021
an oldie lover, no, doesnt love sugar daddy, they love old songs (considered old as today) like *nsync or backstreet boys, queen, ub40, the beatles, bon Jovi, aerosmith or others, I mean who doesn't? they're also used to people saying their music taste is bad and that songs are boring and they only piss off a little. they also learn modern songs and they like them (this happens mostly in gen z , but rather listening to oldies. an oldie lover is one of the best kinds of people in the world, so become their friend and appreciate them
not-so-cool person: i mean, bon jovi is really overrated but mostly is more horrible than digging 3 hours and only find paper
gen z: ok and?
gen z girl's bff: arent you going to kill her for insulting you?
gen z: no, it's ok, I'm used to, I'm an oldie lover
gen z: ok and?
gen z girl's bff: arent you going to kill her for insulting you?
gen z: no, it's ok, I'm used to, I'm an oldie lover
by marielsitaa June 24, 2020
by Hoseapenis August 01, 2022
noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment
noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch
alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money
random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....
noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch
alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money
random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....
by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023
1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."
2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
by R Vollen February 21, 2008
by KittyGum May 27, 2024