When you anticipate getting a lot for next to nothing, but end up having to give way more than it's initially worth.
Dude 1: Man, I let them use my apartment for the weekend. They gave me $500, but i had to use $475 to clean up their mess.
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....
Dude 2: Homie, you got fed on tax.
Dude 1: For real, tho....
by DaBoosh February 2, 2024
Get the got fed on taxmug. A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
Get the Aston Taxmug. Switching to Nvidia gpu's even though they're expensive as hell, but the drivers are more stable than competitors
"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."
"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024
Get the Green Taxmug. A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.
by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021
Get the sleep taxmug. Fanum tax is basically a tax given by streamer fanum. For example if someone is trying to eat you can take some as part of the "fanum tax".
"I will take some as part of the fanum tax" - Person 1
"No please dont im poor and i really need this food im in crippling debt please no" - Person 2
"haha yummy burger yum yum yum yum" - Person 1
"No please dont im poor and i really need this food im in crippling debt please no" - Person 2
"haha yummy burger yum yum yum yum" - Person 1
by Skibidi ohioussy rizzy amongus November 15, 2023
Get the fanum taxmug. That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
Get the Capital Gains Taxmug. doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug.