Shits a hedgehog

To wish the pre-mentioned act upon someone getting right on your nipple ends.

'Bob told the gaffer I got away sharp yesterday, and I got a right bollocking, I hope he shits a hedgehog today'

by Dabhand August 28, 2009

the shits

1. Vindaloo + edibility
2. Bad, a ruder version of "down in the dumps"
3. AOL

Dude, that vindaloo gave me the shits!

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Argh, Mellanie dumped me, and now I'm feeling the shits from losing her...

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Peter: Hey Micheal, the shits sent us another frisbee in the mail today!

Micheal: Great! Let's go play with it in the garden, then add it to our other two thousand free discus! Thanks AOL!

by (>'.')> Nick Bull <('.'<) September 15, 2008

with the shits

constipated

why's he so with the shits?

by TurbanGuy4k January 29, 2020

shits and giggles

The act of defecating that brings pleasure to the actor so that he or she laughs.

Tommy: Do you know what Barry does when he's teabagging his girl?
Larry: He shits and giggles doesn't he?

by geurreiro May 15, 2007

Shotsky

A cocktail of reasonable strength, made up of two tequila and two vodka shots. Usually served with ice and a tooth pick. Also known to its detractors as "The Red Terror". The drink is especially despised by the counter-revolutionary Sambuca, Staropramen and Carling drinkers, who are known collectively as the Bukharinists and Stalinists.

E.g. 1. "Oi mate, I got us a couple of tequilas."

"Why don't you stop being a Menshevik?"

"You what?"

"Put some vodka in it and let's have a shotsky."

E.g. "I'm feeling extra socialist tonight, shotskies for everyone!"

by Trottails March 3, 2014

ShitShow

Usually an event like a party or gathering of sorts were an audience can quickly form to witness a mess unfold before them. This requires at least 1 individual but usually involves several idiots and attention whores who are quickly consumed by a chaotic and unpredictable side show for all to enjoy. can also be categorized by the one person in a group that usually gets the most shit faced.

Did you see that "ShitShow" last night between those 2 idiots.

by intunerecords May 4, 2015

your shits beat

The meaner, or manner in which someone conducts a situation or carrys themself. Usually in a displeasing way towards the person on the receiving end.

You- Hey Lou, want to go hang out after class.

Lou- No I think I'm just going to sit a home and be lame.

You- Ah man your shits beat!

by doolinism January 20, 2011