pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.

James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.

by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011

Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012

Pocket Beer

A beer that was purchased in the past for future consumption, even though you currently were currently consuming other beverages, but knowing that when said cocktails were finished, he would want another beverage.

Rob got super drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day yesterday as a result of all the “pocket beers” he had consumed... not all the cocktails he drank.

by Lucky Robbie March 18, 2018

Pocket Shrimp

To have one or more literal or metaphorical skrimps in one's pocket

"Say Joe, what up wit' dat pocket shrimp you got?"

by Muff Olson January 7, 2022

jump pocket

Another word for asshole used in jail and prisons.

How did he smuggle those drugs into jail?
He brought them in his jump pocket.

by anonymous February 19, 2021

steam pocket

When one displaces gas in their pants, it creates a steam pocket, that slowly dissipates from the legs, and waistline of the pants.

I farted in class and tried to hold it, only to release a steam pocket for the entire classroom.

by Cub4n December 21, 2016

Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013