Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a type of girl that pretends she is one of the boys, has a crush on literally every single boy in the group and claims to like sports (even though she doesn't even know what that is) and pretends to not wear makeup (when obviously she does) to get the boys' attention. She also tends to fish for compliments and claim that she is small/short...

-Oh my god Tyler stop mocking my size you dork!
-Dude, she is such a pick me girl...

by fresh.perspective101 January 16, 2022

Pick me

The best people.

I love her she is a true pick me

by 459395 November 6, 2022

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 17, 2012

Cherry Picking

When you follow someone who just followed you back and that person unfollows you to make their account look famous.

@Example likes cherry picking

by Kevxx_ September 4, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>Direct Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'343'" & Indirect Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'456'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Direct Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'343'" & Indirect Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'456'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Direct Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'343'" & Indirect Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'456'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2016