Potato kings

citizens of idaho

Then durn potato kings over there in the west...

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

fuck potato

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX March 31, 2018

Potato lickin

When The person your giving a blowjob to has a big brown penis and you lick inside of the peehole

I gave Tyron a bj last night and while I gave him a bj I did a potato lickin

by Lil white November 16, 2017

small potato

The name of a lower ranked employee, unpopular friend or person.

Colleague: "You should get a promotion."

You:"Oh, not me, I'm just a small potato."

Friend: "Whose that girl standing there?"

You: "Mary? Ah, no-one, she's just a small potato."

by Butterflytes June 01, 2011

Potato salad

used as a derogatory term, calling someone/something Potato salad is used to deem something as bland, boring, or simply plain. It can also mean something is useless, has no purpose, extraordinarily unnecessary. In black culture, its instinctively known that white people have yet to master the art of potato salad making. Soupy consistencies, little to no seasoning, and containing useless ingredients such as peas or raisins.

Kegen: So sierra, How does it make you feel knowing that you lost?

Sierra: Kegen! Youre such a- such a- such a POTATO SALAD!!!

by Filet Migeeeeoooowwwwnnnn July 14, 2018

emo potato

Basically.... a regular baked potato. THATS EMO!!!!!!!!!

"Why am I emo?!"

"Cuz your eating an emo potato!"

by barbarawcheung May 21, 2008

sweet potato

when one of your nuts grows 10x in size after a baseball injury.

looks just like one big sweet potato

by chinkEdork October 28, 2007