Life Potato

Someone who is fanatically addicted to life experiences as couch potatoes are addicted to television.

WIth the starters horn echoing off the hills, hundreds of type-A life potatoes surged towards a finish line that was miles of known and miles of unknown away.

by Adammck October 20, 2006

fuck potato

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX May 18, 2018

Potato

a nickname that usually a girl gives a guy. the girls talk about him, referring to him as "potato" he will never find out

Potato talked to me in gym!!!

by LovaGurl12350 October 27, 2011

Potato salad

used as a derogatory term, calling someone/something Potato salad is used to deem something as bland, boring, or simply plain. It can also mean something is useless, has no purpose, extraordinarily unnecessary. In black culture, its instinctively known that white people have yet to master the art of potato salad making. Soupy consistencies, little to no seasoning, and containing useless ingredients such as peas or raisins.

Kegen: So sierra, How does it make you feel knowing that you lost?

Sierra: Kegen! Youre such a- such a- such a POTATO SALAD!!!

by Filet Migeeeeoooowwwwnnnn July 13, 2018

small potato

The name of a lower ranked employee, unpopular friend or person.

Colleague: "You should get a promotion."

You:"Oh, not me, I'm just a small potato."

Friend: "Whose that girl standing there?"

You: "Mary? Ah, no-one, she's just a small potato."

by Butterflytes November 6, 2011

emo potato

Basically.... a regular baked potato. THATS EMO!!!!!!!!!

"Why am I emo?!"

"Cuz your eating an emo potato!"

by barbarawcheung July 27, 2008

sweet potato

when one of your nuts grows 10x in size after a baseball injury.

looks just like one big sweet potato

by chinkEdork November 19, 2007