Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017

HOG

Acronym: Hot Old Guy, that is, an older man who has no grand-children. Use as Hot Old Girl at your own risk!

Hey ladies, check out that guy over there, what a HOG!

by the_me777 October 29, 2019

Hogging Off

To get off with no regard for your surroundings

“Come on Ezekiel, at least close the doors. Stop hogging off! Damn it!”

by Cayde Taylor May 22, 2022

Hog Hopping

Assisting the police when not asked. Usually always in a way that satisfies as urge to commit violence.

We went hog hopping last night and helped the cops beat down a juggalo with his own 2 liter of Faygo.

by THELonni September 2, 2022

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024

Presentation Hog

Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.

Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!

by hawc November 5, 2009