Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.

Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."

by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023

home keys

The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;

"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"

by flame_fruit_is_better_than_ice November 23, 2024

The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

Karen (kei)

Karen is the most beautiful girl I know she’s my bestfriend ever since I was kid she’s always with me we love playing on our uncle’s house that’s our favorite place to hang and also when when it rains we also play there and there’s this time where I hold her hand and my heart racing and my hand is shaking because of kilig but when we turned 13 we don’t talk anymore and we stop playing on our favorite place idk why we stop talking, now we’re 16 I missed my childhood friend I miss her I wish I could go back to past. (1.20.22)

If you see this karen (kei) I miss you, I miss you childhood friend :))) I know it may sound cringe but yeah I miss you

by an0nym0us505 March 10, 2022

Maner Key

A Person Who Looks Like A Monkey An Acts Like One Also Love To Put His Stick In Dirty Bithces

You Maner Key Back To Work

by Hubdro February 17, 2024

aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

kei

he’s the kindest and most considerate person you’ll meet. really career driven and that’s one thing you’ll really admire about him. he’s my first love

i really admire kei especially for his hard work ethics

by catloverr69 November 22, 2021